May 2013
243 posts
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
That awkward moment
When I want to bitch to the interwebz about my significant other..but I can’t remember if he knows my URL or not.
MURDER BY DEATH IS PLAYING HERE JUNE FOURTH.
with some of the only truly gifted musicians I’ve ever met before.
I’m nervous and excited to hear and see these human beings.
I’ll be standing in the back, getting drunk and being awkward.
Probably thinking...
“Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs,...”
– John Fugelsang (via ghoulis)
Hates:
All of the things.
“i am in this world, but not of it.
i am in this world, but not of it.
i am in...”
– (via her0inchic)
slow-riot:
Well, apparently Yahoo officially bought tumblr. This news has been pretty quiet so far because all the 15 year olds that think tumblr is a secret club are at school right now.
“There is no beauty without some strangeness.”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via troublewillfind)
“Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.”
– Mary Rakow (via dwsc)
